Alexis sanchez archive

Alexis Sanchez got got 😂
Alexis Sanchez will end 2018 with fewer Premier League goals than Chris Smalling & Patrick van Aanholt, the same number as Oumar Niasse & Lewis Dunk and only one more than Shane Long
Jose Mourinho confirms Alexis Sanchez out for a long time. Says he was 'screaming' in pain when it happened. "My experience, painful scream and way it happened. Long time. It is not a little muscular injury that he will be ready in a week or 10 days." More like six weeks.
Alexis Sanchez suffered a hamstring injury in training today which is expected to keep him out for a number of weeks.
Since Romelu Lukaku last scored at Old Trafford:  Alexis Sanchez has collected £12million in wages.  Manchester City have scored 83 goals.  Lewis Hamilton has won 11 Gran Prix’s.  Real Madrid have had three managers.  Mbappe has won four trophies.
Things Man United have to be thankful for:   - De Gea won't sign a new contract. - Reports Pogba wants to leave for Juventus. - Smalling, Young and Valencia getting new contracts. - Chelsea and Juventus preparing bids for Martial. - Mourinho thinks United won't be relegated. - Alexis Sanchez on £500,000 a week - Lukaku thinks he's a rapper.  Happy Thanksgiving 😂 🦃
Chile [3]-1 Honduras - Alexis Sanchez 61'
El Chiringuito: Alexis Sanchez offered to Real Madrid.
Man Utd forward Alexis Sanchez offered to Real Madrid.
BBC: Alexis Sanchez and Romelu Lukaku managed to string a combined 4 passes together in the Manchester derby. Phil Foden completed 7 passes in 2 minutes - after being brought on to the pitch in the 90+2nd minute.
Danny Welbeck has scored more goals this season (5) than Alexis Sanchez since he signed for Man United (4). Levels
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has now scored more Premier League goals in the last 35 minutes (4) than Alexis Sanchez has scored in his entire Man Utd career...
🥅 Goals this season:  Usain Bolt: ⚽️⚽️ Alexis Sanchez: ⚽️  😳
⚽️ Goals this season:  🇨🇱 Alexis Sanchez: 1 🇯🇲 Usain Bolt: 2
Man United perfectly summed up. I mean, Alexis Sanchez is literally a trash can.
Alexis Sanchez's last 3 clubs:  🇪🇸 Barcelona: 🏟 141 Games ⚽ 47 Goals  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Arsenal: 🏟 166 Games ⚽ 80 Goals  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man Utd: 🏟 24 Games ⚽ 3 Goals  😳 Fall from grace.

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